[Hum theme from Mission Impossible before reading this message]
MISSION CLAUDIA & ANN
Good Morning, Mayor Sampson.
Here is your next assignment should you choose to accept it.
You are to convince all the members of the Borough Assembly that their failed coup has
not completely destroyed our mission.
You will spend the next two years convincing people of the Fairbanks North Star Borough
that the Borough assembly is a non-partisan, conscientious body of government that has the
best interests of all borough citizens in mind.
You must convince the residents of the Fairbanks North Star Borough that you really
were a resident of Fairbanks when you were first elected mayor, and that you can be a
better mayor than you are a campaign strategist.
Remember Mayor Sampson, if you or any member of your team are caught, we will disavow
any knowledge of your existence.
This tape will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
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Moss, Chair, North Pole, AK